![]() ![]() Good concealment holsters don’t need thumb breaks. Avoid cheap garbage holsters with garbage attachments because they’re going to break.ħ. The only addendum to this is holsters that are designed to fit around a specific frame mounted flashlight, because those are designed for a specific fit, only in this case it’s the light that its working off of.Ħ. Get a holster designed for your specific weapon. One Size Fits All means it doesn’t fit anything good. If you holster doesn’t retain your pistol if you are forced to move fast, and the gun flops out, you are a danger to yourself and others, and one of these days you are going to shoot yourself or some other poor dumb bastard while you reflexively try to catch it.ĥ. ![]() It needs to stay fixed to your body in about the same position it started the day in, or it’s junk.Ĥ. If your holster flops around while you do anything even sorta strenuous, your holster is garbage. If the holster is floppy and closes on itself, so you need to use your other hand to get the gun back in, your holster sucks, and one of these days you will shoot yourself in the hand.ģ. ![]() If it is fabric and you can activate the trigger through the holster, that’s a disaster waiting to happen.Ģ. If your holster doesn’t protect the trigger and prevent the trigger from being actuated while holstered, your holster is trash. Jackīecause Facebook keeps showing me advertisements for shitty holster companies, here is some advice for your concealed carry rig (I’m talking worn at the waist, strongside or appendix, not whatever goofy esoteric method* you are married to for whatever bizarro hipster reason)-ġ. Speaking of, take a look at Khezu’s light bowgun.Another one I grabbed from the Book of Faces so it wouldn’t vanish into their memory holes…. In fact, I only use bowguns when I have to fight Khezu because I don’t want to get anywhere near the little bastard. I would never mount a Khezu, absolutely not. I don’t let me Palimute fight Khezu for fear that he will bite the beast and then try to lick my face later. Khezu also has acidic saliva that can melt through the floor of caves, because I guess being a giant dong wasn’t enough of a gimmick. If you get behind it when it charges up (I’m sorry) you can see its tail open up to allow several protrusions to fuse to the ground (I’m so sorry) just before it unleashes a burst of electricity. It also uses its suction cup tail to ground itself whenever it uses its electric charge abilities. This is because background music only plays once a monster sees you, and Khezu has no eyes. Khezu is the only Wyvern that doesn’t have a theme song. I hate to admit it, but Khezu has some interesting qualities too. I’m pressing charges on the creator of Khezu, whoever they are. Some monsters just should have never been born, and at the top of that list is Khezu - a Wyvern so vile it’s criminal. I feel like every time I hunt one I have to destroy my weapon and burn all my armor afterwards. These nasty freaks are so painful to look at that it’s hard to even fight them properly. They often resemble dragons or carnivores, like Rathalos, Zinogre, and Teostra.Īnd then there’s the Nightmares - disgusting abominations that never should have made it past the first pitch session. These are noble monsters and apex predators that each have a presence that demands respect. Ferocious Beasts are the exact opposite of goofballs. ![]() Goofballs are low-threat monsters that typically have silly designs and gimmicky features, like Pukei-Pukei bug eyes and giant tongue or Kulu-Ya-Ku’s boulder that it carries around like a baby. In Monster Hunter, there are three types of Wyverns: Goofballs, Ferocious Beasts, and Nightmares. ![]()
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